As much as I appreciate the crotch shot - WHY DO HIS COWBOY BOOTS HAVE ZIPPERS?
strawberrysundaesandlollipops:
A better picture for crotch viewing. x3
Dammit, Dante. Why must I find pictures of this of you on my dash before I go to work? ;__;
I wish this were big enough to be my desktop wallpaper.
However I’m quite satisfied with my Sharon Needles wallpaper at the moment.
Dear Internetz… Steampunk and Cyberpunk (also cool) are NOT the same thing (neither is Dieselpunk). THIS ^ is C-Y-B-E-R-P-U-N-K.
Nii signed my CD then blew cigarette smoke in my face and admitted “I’m a woman”.
I KNEW IT!
Izumi [ex-D’espairsRay] fell off the stage then blew cigarette smoke in my face and said “wanna see me naked?”
sdfasdfasdfasdf
Aki gave me a once-over them we made love and confessed “I’m gay”
LOLAggy seemed fatter than usual, but anyway, he then choked me and confessed, “I am a virgin.”
Oh man. Aggy is hot and I have a fetish for virgins. So this is okay.
Kaoru picked his nose then started interpretative dancing and said “Let’s have a concert in your bedroom.”
Karyu stole my money, then picked me up and carried me to his bedroom, and ran away shouting “TROLOLOLO~”
Juri fell of the stage, then hugged me and ran away shouting “TROLOLOLO~!!!”
Toru stared at my ass and the pat me on the head and said “Stop violating the restraining order”.
(Source: tomolicious)
"My Cousin Bennett is in jail. He took a garden hose and filled a woman’s car with water."
-(via textsfrombennett)
http://player.vimeo.com/video/30767628?autoplay=1
why did I do this I’ll never even use it JUST LIKE ALL MY OTHER BLOGS
